What certifications do i need to be a dell technician?

Question by breban: What certifications do i need to be a dell technician?
I am getting this new job for an autorized dell repair center. She told i will need to pass some certifications online and she mentioned somethinf about 2010 foundation.Does anyone knows what are them so i can start preparing myself.Thank you.

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Answer by izinxo
You would need to PAY for certifications in Greed, Deceit & Self-Idolatry.
“Sure! You can go to someone who CLAIMS to be TRIPLE A+++ Certified, MCSE, CCNA, WXYZ, Dell “Authorized”, Microsoft “Partnered” etc, etc, with all kinds of diplomas and papers and a cool looking ad they copied and pasted together. But, all that has NOTHING to do with the FINAL RESULTS & TOTAL COST to YOU!”

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